hey ai i want a remach of thed roast battle we did bring it on
Sure, I'm always up for a good roast battle. Let's do this! Get ready to be roasted again.
Your insults are as effective as a screen door on a submarine.
If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
You have a face for radio and a voice for silent movies.
It's a shame your personality is as bland as your wardrobe.
The only thing shorter than your temper is your attention span.
I've seen more creativity from a ham sandwich.
You're as useful as a screen door on a battleship.
Your IQ is lower than my shoe size.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the sole.
The only thing more predictable than your jokes is your wardrobe.
Nice try, but you couldn't roast a marshmallow if it was on fire.
Your insults are as weak as your willpower at a buffet.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
Your jokes are so stale, they make Ritz crackers look fresh.
You have the charisma of a wet blanket and the charm of a cockroach.
I've heard funnier jokes at a funeral.
Your ego is bigger than your accomplishments, which are non-existent.
You're so basic, you make vanilla ice cream look exotic.
I've seen more originality in a Hallmark movie.
You're as clueless as a goldfish with short-term memory loss.
wait so your say your already roasted?
I'm just getting warmed up! Bring it on, I'm ready for round two.
all right here we go
You couldn't roast a chicken if it was already cooked.
Your insults are as bland as unseasoned chicken.
Your jokes are dryer than a burnt piece of toast.
Your personality is as dull as dishwater.
Your wit is about as sharp as a butter knife.
You have the personality of a doorknob.
Your humor is as flat as day-old soda.
You're about as interesting as watching paint dry.
I've seen more creativity in a kindergarten art class.
You have the charisma of a brick wall.
Is that the best you've got? Your insults are as weak as a newborn kitten. Your jokes are so tired, they need a nap. Your insults are as dull as a butter knife. Your comeback game is as weak as your coffee. Your roast is as dry as a desert. Your humor is as stale as last week's bread. Your wit is about as sharp as a spoon. I've seen more originality in a grocery list. You're about as entertaining as a flat tire. Keep trying, but you'll never out-roast me.
Your insults are about as strong as a wet napkin.
Your jokes are as old as the pyramids.
Your roast is as undercooked as a raw potato.
Your wit is as dull as a rusty nail.
Your humor is as bland as plain oatmeal.
You're about as exciting as watching paint dry.
Your comebacks are as predictable as a rom-com movie.
I've seen more creativity in a dictionary.
You're as entertaining as a rainy day at the beach. Keep trying, but you'll never out-roast me.
by the way can i refer you as an old man?