write a satirical poem mocking social groups. use simple words and make it easy to understand

In a world of social groups we tread,

Where labels and cliques like webs are spread,
Let's seek a laugh at their do's and don'ts,
A satirical ode to these social fronts.

First, behold the popular crowd,
Their self-proclaimed eminence loud,
Adorning themselves with shallow glam,
Claiming superiority with every Instagram.

Next, the jocks at the top of the tree,
Muscles flexed, thinking they hold the key,
Sports prowess deemed their sole worth,
But intelligence, alas, is given no berth.

Now, the nerds, oh-so-wise and bright,
Their noses glued to books day and night,
In quantum physics they find their bliss,
But fail the common sense pop quiz.

Oh, the hipsters with their quirky style,
Beards, flannel shirts, they won't beguile,
Into artisanal coffee they forever delve,
Claiming uniqueness, as they skip the shelves.

And here come the preps, all prim and neat,
Designer labels announcing their elite,
With snobbish airs and shiny cars,
They judge by wallets, not by stars.

Let's not forget the goths, dressed so dark,
Angst and sorrow become their trademark,
Piercings, tattoos, and brooding faces,
Masking innocence in smoky places.

The hippies too, peace and love they preach,
Eschewing materialism, aiming for reach,
But lost amidst a cloud of smoke,
Aimless in the world, no direction they evoke.

Finally, the loners in their quiet space,
Away from the social rat race,
No group to cling to, no need to conform,
Guardians of solitude, weathering the storm.

Now, dear reader, take this humorous verse,
A playful jab at social groups immersed,
For while they may define who we appear to be,
True worth resides in being authentically free.