1. What did the beach say when the tide rolled in?
XD dude
To understand the joke, we need to recognize that it is a pun. It plays on the different meanings of the word "tide."
To get the answer, we can break down the joke and think about the potential responses the beach might have when the tide rolls in. The punchline relies on personifying the beach and imagining what it might say in that situation.
The answer to the joke is a pun: "Long time no sea!" The phrase "long time no see" is a common greeting used when you haven't seen someone in a while, with "see" replaced by "sea" to refer to the water of the ocean.
Overall, the joke is a play on words between the phrase "long time no see" and the arrival of the tide at the beach.
You seem to know the answers, especially since you said you made these up.
Please do not post riddles again.
You can Google any that you don't know.