Cherry: Anyone d-
Jace: Depressed?
Lyn: Drained?
Ashton: Dumb?
Lunar: Disliked?
Cherry: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
Jace: Just trying to lighten the mood, Cherry.
Lyn: Yeah, we're just kidding around.
Ashton: Don't take it personally.
Lunar: We're all here to support you if you need to talk.
Cherry: Thanks, I appreciate it. Let's focus on finishing our work and then we can talk about how we're feeling.
Jace: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Ashton: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Cherry: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.
Jace: Oh man, really? I thought I was being quiet.
Ashton: Haha, classic FRIENDS fan move.
Cherry: It was actually kind of entertaining, but maybe tone it down next time.
Lunar: At least you were having fun! Just try to get some more sleep tonight.
Lunar on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Lunar on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
Cherry: Lunar, did you forget that you glued that dime there?
Jace: Classic case of pulling a prank on yourself.
Ashton: Maybe you should leave the pranks to someone else next time.
Lyn: At least you got a good laugh out of it! Next time, maybe try pranking someone else instead.
Ashton: Heyyy Cherry, how’s your… drink??
Cherry: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.
Ashton: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*
Cherry: *Looks to coffee maker*
*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*
Cherry:...I’m on my third drink right now, I should be dead.
Jace: Who put cement beside the coffee maker?
Lyn: Definitely not a good mix-up there.
Lunar: Maybe check that nobody is pranking you with the coffee ingredients next time.
Ashton: Sorry about that, Cherry. Let's make sure to keep the cement away from the coffee in the future.
Ace: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Ashton, Cherry, & Jace: Okay.
Ace: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Ashton: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Cherry: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Jace: Bold of you to assume I can die.
Lunar: I think Ace's self-defense exercise may have taken a comedic turn.
Jace: We definitely need to work on our response strategies.
Ashton: Maybe we should stick to more realistic scenarios next time.
Cherry: That was... an interesting approach to self-defense training, Ace. Let's try something else next time.
Jace, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Cherry: But how-
Jace, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.
Ashton: Jace, that's some unconventional advice for achieving immortality.
Lyn: I think we might need a more practical approach.
Lunar: Maybe we should stick to more traditional methods of staying healthy and safe.
Cherry: I think we'll need a better plan than just refusing to die. Let's brainstorm some actual ways to live a long, fulfilling life.