whats something weird to say

"I have a collection of toenail clippings from my enemies."

weirder

"I like to sleep with a jar of pickles under my pillow for good luck."

weirder!!!

"I can communicate with squirrels through interpretive dance."

WEIRDER!!!!!!

"I once dated a ghost who haunted my toaster."

super weird

"I have a pet rock that I believe is the reincarnation of a famous historical figure."

soemthing a jar of pickles would say