mean trolling statements

1. "Your face is so ugly, it could scare a ghost."

2. "Your IQ must be in the negative numbers."

3. "I hope your phone falls in the toilet while you're using it."

4. "You're so boring, you make watching paint dry seem exciting."

5. "You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."

6. "You're the reason why they put safety labels on everything."

7. "I would tell you to go play in traffic, but I wouldn't want to inconvenience the cars."

8. "You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine."

9. "Your parents must be so disappointed in you."

10. "I would say you're a waste of oxygen, but that would be an insult to oxygen."