In comedy, what are some funny things to say on podcast.

Here are some funny lines or topics that could work well on a podcast:

1. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
2. Discussing funny and bizarre news stories from around the world.
3. Sharing hilarious personal anecdotes or embarrassing moments.
4. Conducting humorous hypothetical scenarios and debating the best outcomes.
5. Exploring amusing misconceptions or funny myths.
6. Playing funny and unexpected games or quiz segments.
7. Engaging in light-hearted banter and playful teasing with co-hosts or guests.
8. Creating absurd hypothetical inventions or products.
9. Sharing and discussing funny tweets or online comments.
10. Improvising quirky and humorous responses to hypothetical listener questions.

Remember, humour is subjective, so it's essential to consider your audience and adjust your jokes accordingly.