give me a joke
Sure, here's a joke for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
another joke
Of course! Here's another one for you:
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
give me 50 jokes
Absolutely! Here are 50 jokes for you:
1. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
5. Why don't scientists trust stairs? Because they're always up to something!
6. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
7. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro. It's a total rip-off!
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
11. What type of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
12. What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you!
13. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
14. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
15. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
16. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
17. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
18. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bay-gulls!
19. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
20. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
21. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
22. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? They took the gorilla back because they couldn't pay the ransom!
23. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
24. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king fish!
25. Why don't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!
26. What did one leaf say to another leaf? I'm falling for you!
27. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
28. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
29. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
30. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
31. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
32. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
33. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
34. What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You're looking sharp!
35. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
36. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
37. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
38. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now!
39. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
40. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison!
41. What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
42. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
43. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
44. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
45. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
46. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
47. What do you call a fish with two knees? A "two-knee" fish!
48. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
49. How do you organize an outer space party? You just planet!
50. What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any breed, because buildings can't jump!
Hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!