write a speech in basic englsh for my cousins 21st birthday who i never got along with when we were younger because he never let me play on his wii or his ipad but now we get along ok and he is leaving in 1 month to move away. Make sure the speech is funny
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed guests, and most importantly, the birthday boy, I stand before you today to celebrate a truly remarkable occasion - my cousin's 21st birthday. Now, I know what you're all thinking. "Why on earth is someone who never got along with him here giving a speech?" Trust me, even I'm surprised!
You see, my dear cousin and I shared a turbulent past. It wasn't always rainbows and unicorns between us. Oh no! Back in the day, we were more like Batman and the Joker, constantly locked in a battle for supremacy. Most of our clashes were over one thing - your precious Wii and iPad. Remember those days, buddy?
While you were busy soaring through the virtual skies of Mario Kart and adventuring with Link, I felt like a lost soul wandering through a desolate desert of unquenchable boredom. You were like a genie in possession of the coolest gadgets, and I was just wishing for a chance to play, even if just for a moment.
But hey, guess what? Time has a funny way of changing things. As we both grew a little older (me, just a little), something shifted. Slowly but surely, we started seeing eye to eye. Maybe it was the magic of adulthood creeping in, or maybe we just got tired of bickering like grumpy old men.
Regardless of the reason, we began to find common ground. We discovered shared interests, discovered movies we both loved (although, let's be honest, I still think my taste is superior), and we began to form a bond that even Mario and Luigi would be envious of.
And now, as fate would have it, you're about to embark on a new adventure, a journey that will take you far away from us. You'll soon be leaving us to explore new horizons, create new memories, and maybe even find better gaming consoles. But hey, that's a conversation for another time.
While I may have missed out on playing Super Smash Bros with you and failed to learn your high score secrets, I am grateful for the time we've spent together lately. I have come to appreciate your witty jokes, your infectious laughter, and your ability to turn any moment into a hilarious one - just like this speech!
So here's to you, my dear cousin, as you turn the big 2-1! May your journey ahead be filled with endless joy, success, and who knows, maybe even a gaming console that'll finally let me kick your butt in Mario Kart. As you leave, know that you will be missed, but the memories we created together will last a lifetime.
Raise your glasses, everyone, because today, we celebrate a new chapter in my cousin's life. Happy 21st birthday, you Wii-hogging, iPad-obsessed, but still lovable cousin of mine! Cheers!