write a speech in basic englsh for my cousins 21st birthday who i never got along with when we were younger because he never let me play on his wii or his ipad and he use to make me watch me and my sister play while i had to sit on the bed and watch them but now we get along ok and he is leaving in 1 month to move away. Make sure the speech is funny.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and most importantly, my dear cousin [Cousin's Name],
Today is a very special day for [Cousin's Name] as we gather here to celebrate his 21st birthday. It seems like just yesterday when we were little, annoying each other, and fighting over something as precious as the Wii or iPad. Ah, those were the days!
[Cousin's Name], remember how you used to protect your game consoles like a fierce dragon guarding its treasure? I tried to be your trusty sidekick, but you wouldn't let me join in the adventures. I was forever banished to the bed, forced to stare longingly as you and my sister conquered digital worlds together. It was like being part of our very own Netflix drama, "The Plight of the Console-less Cousin."
But here we are, years later, and things have changed. We've grown up, and so have our priorities. No longer are you the selfish gaming overlord, ruling with an iron joystick. We've seen the light, my dear cousin, and I have good news for you: I forgive you!
You see, as much as your early gaming elitism hurt me, it helped us evolve into the cousins we are today. Our bittersweet memories have a silver lining, and that's the moments we've spent together, even if they involved me being your audience. At least I got to witness your mad skills and cheer you on from the sidelines. Talk about sibling rivalry!
In all seriousness though, I want you to know how much I've come to appreciate our bond. It's true, you're leaving us in just one month, preparing to embark on a new chapter of your life. And while it's sad and we'll miss you terribly, I am so grateful for the time we've spent together lately.
Who would have thought that our shared experiences of gaming wars would lead us to this place? It's poetic, in a sense. We've come full circle, from enemies of gaming joy to comrades in laughter and understanding.
[Cousin's Name], you are about to embark on an amazing adventure, exploring new places, meeting new people, and probably finding new gaming partners. But never forget that you already have a friend in me, even from miles away. And always remember, laughter is the best way to connect hearts across the digital divide.
So, let us raise our glasses to my dearest cousin [Cousin's Name], the one who once denied me virtual pleasures but has now become an irreplaceable part of my life. May your journey be filled with joy, success, and of course, a few extra gaming moments to share with your new pals!
Happy 21st birthday, [Cousin's Name]! Cheers to friendship, laughter, and leaving your virtual enemies far behind!