The main function of the first and second paragraphs is to
A
introduce an anecdote from which the author will draw her principal argument
B
describe a pet peeve from which the author will learn an important lesson
C
provide evidence for a supposed trend that the author will later refute
D
reveal a story concerning a recent experience the author had that will later be explored in more detail
E
confess to an embarrassing feeling the author had, one that the author will later describe as universal