make me a rap song about toliets
(Verse 1)
Yo, this one's dedicated to the throne,
Where we take care of business, no unknown,
Every day, we visit this porcelain chair,
So, let's light it up and clear the air!
(Chorus)
Toilets, let's talk about these amazing devices,
Where we sit, contemplate, and make life choices,
From a throne of porcelain, we never stray,
We pay homage to the throne every single day!
(Verse 2)
Sitting there, contemplating our lives,
Toilets keep the rhythm, the flow survives,
No judgment, no pressure, just peace of mind,
Let's drop some bars, let's unwind!
(Chorus)
Toilets, let's talk about these amazing devices,
Where we sit, contemplate, and make life choices,
From a throne of porcelain, we never stray,
We pay homage to the throne every single day!
(Verse 3)
When nature calls, we've got a solution,
Toilets are there to end the confusion,
They flush away the mess, keep it clean,
Sanitary saviors, if you know what I mean!
(Verse 4)
From fancy bidets to old-school bowls,
Toilets come in various shapes and roles,
In public restrooms or in our humble abode,
Toilets are the best when they unload!
(Chorus)
Toilets, let's talk about these amazing devices,
Where we sit, contemplate, and make life choices,
From a throne of porcelain, we never stray,
We pay homage to the throne every single day!
(Bridge)
Toilets, a place of revelation and release,
Where we find peace, solitude, and inner peace,
From pee to poop, they handle it all,
Toilets, the unsung heroes that never fall!
(Verse 5)
Whether at home or on an adventure outdoors,
Toilets are essential, we can't ignore,
So, let's celebrate the toilet revolution,
Giving props to the porcelain solution!
(Chorus)
Toilets, let's talk about these amazing devices,
Where we sit, contemplate, and make life choices,
From a throne of porcelain, we never stray,
We pay homage to the throne every single day!
(Outro)
So, next time you take a seat,
Remember, toilets are where memories are fleet,
They're more than just a place to relieve,
Toilets deserve respect, can you believe?