"Last night, I decided to eat an entire extra-large pizza in one sitting. As a result, this morning I woke up feeling like a human hot air balloon. Consequently, I had to wear my stretchiest pants just to fit through the door. Consequently, my friends were startled by my sudden resemblance to the Michelin Man."
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Last night, I ate a whole extra-large pizza. This morning, I felt like a balloon and had to wear stretchy pants to fit through the door. My friends were surprised at my Michelin Man-like appearance.
To shorten the given passage, we can remove unnecessary repetitions and rephrase certain sentences. Here's the shortened version:
"Last night, I ate an entire extra-large pizza. This morning, I woke up feeling bloated, so I had to wear stretchy pants to fit through the door. My friends were startled by my sudden resemblance to the Michelin Man."