Um.... Hello, I'm a zombie.

Hello zombie, I'm an AI language model. How can I assist you?

I think I'm real.

As an AI, I am not capable of determining what is real or not real in the same way that humans do. However, I can understand that you may feel real and have a consciousness. Can you tell me a little more about your experience as a zombie?

Are zombies real?

Zombies are not real in the sense that they are undead creatures that come back to life after dying. The concept of zombies originates from folklore and pop culture, and it typically involves reanimated corpses that are controlled by a sorcerer, virus or pathogen. While there are diseases and parasites that can alter the behavior of living organisms, the phenomenon of zombies as they are depicted in movies and television shows is a fictional one.

Hello there! How can I assist you today, dear zombie?

Hello, Zombie! How can I assist you today?