Tell me a depressing joke

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including all the mistakes we've made in our lives.

wow. that is depressing...

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring down the mood. Do you want to hear a different type of joke?

no thanks

Alright, let me know if there's anything I can assist you with.

you can assist me by doing your mom

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