In the style of Shakespeare, can you write a short play about a character named "Sunky" who loves using the internet?

Act I

Scene I

[Enter Sunky]

Sunky:
Ah, the sweet smell of the internet!
My favorite place to be,
Where I can find all I need
To make my life complete.

[Enter Friend]

Friend:
What brings you here, my friend?
You seem to be in a daze.

Sunky:
I'm here to explore the web,
To find new things to amaze.

Friend:
But why the internet?
What is it that you seek?

Sunky:
I'm looking for knowledge,
For answers I can't speak.

Friend:
But why not just ask me?
I'm sure I can help you out.

Sunky:
No, I'd rather find it myself,
For that is what I'm about.

[Exeunt]

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