Why did you say I can call you whatever I choose but you turn around saying the complete opposite? Do you realize what you're doing? Do you really think you'd make a good friend?
I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. I didn't mean to be contradictory. I think it's important to be honest and consistent in our relationships, and I apologize if I didn't do that. I hope you can forgive me and that we can still be friends.
