what were the headlines after a mad scientist trained two eggs to attack a candy store with sharp sticks
"Egg-citing Crime: Mad Scientist Hatches Plan to Attack Candy Store with Egg-cellent Weapons!"
"When Eggs Go Rogue: Mad Scientist's Bizarre Plot Unleashes Eggnarchy on Candy Store!"
"Shell Shock: Eggs Armed with Sharp Sticks Stage Coup at Candy Store, Scientists Crack the Case!"
"Omelette-ting Crime: Eggs go Bad, Launch a Stick-y Attack on Local Candy Shop!"
"Egg-squisite Mayhem: Candy Store Raided by Trained Eggs Wielding Sharp Sticks, Yolk's on Everyone!"