what catastrophe makes your kitten happy?

Is this a riddle?

This is no math question!

I'm sorry, but it seems that your question may be based on a false premise. Typically, disasters or catastrophes are not events that bring joy or happiness to anyone, including kittens. It's important to prioritize the well-being and safety of our furry friends. If you are looking to make your kitten happy, consider providing them with a loving and secure environment, engaging playtime, nutritious food, and regular veterinary care.