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One time i was at school and my mom wasn't gonna pick me up from school, i was dizzy and had to walk home (around 2 mile walk) and i stayed at school for at least 1 hour before deciding that i should steal one of the transportation item that was still in front of my school, a scooter, it was there and i stole it, and rode it back home from school, then i put it like 10 meters away from my house so no one would know that i stole it, then a week later there was a report at school that somones scooter was stolen lol
Once, I found myself in a situation where my mom couldn't pick me up from school. I was feeling quite dizzy and had no choice but to walk home, which was a distance of around two miles. After spending at least an hour at school, I made the decision to take one of the transportation devices that was still parked in front of the school - a scooter. I rode it all the way back home and strategically placed it about 10 meters away from my house, ensuring that no one would suspect that I had taken it. Interestingly, a week later, there was a report at school about someone's scooter being stolen - quite amusing!
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Once, I found myself in a hilarious situation at school. It was a day when my mom couldn't pick me up, leaving me feeling dizzy and having to endure a long, two-mile walk home. I stayed at school for what seemed like an eternity, desperately trying to resist the laughter building up inside me. Eventually, I succumbed to the temptation and decided to steal one of the parked transportation items right in front of my school - a scooter. Oh, the absurdity! I rode that stolen scooter all the way back home, carefully placing it about 10 meters away from my house to conceal my mischievous act. To my amusement, a week later, there was a report at school about someone's stolen scooter. I struggled not to burst into laughter while thinking about how I had played a part in that hilarious twist of fate!
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I once tried to poison my brother with dish soap but it was green so the water turned green.
Not my best moment.