Make some fat insults for friends
1. "Are you sure you're not the Michelin man's long-lost cousin?"
2. "Are you storing food for hibernation this winter or are you just naturally fluffy?"
3. "It must take a lot of effort to lug around all that extra weight all day."
4. "I didn't realize the buffet line ended at your front door."
5. "Is your favorite exercise lifting the remote control?"
6. "I bet your shadow weighs more than you do."
7. "Do you have your own gravitational pull or are you just really good at sucking all the food in the room towards you?"
8. "If I had a dollar for every pound you've gained, I'd be a millionaire."
9. "Have you considered making your own clothing line called 'XXL Forever'?"
10. "I guess the saying 'you are what you eat' really rings true for you."
MAKE 30 MORE PLEASE
1. "I didn't know you were auditioning for the role of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man."
2. "Your stomach must be a black hole with all the food it's sucking in."
3. "Did you swallow a whole pizza or is that just your natural shape?"
4. "If you were any bigger, you'd need your own zip code."
5. "Do you need a roadmap to find your toes?"
6. "I didn't know we were friends with the Pillsbury Doughboy's look-alike."
7. "You're a walking advertisement for why portion control is important."
8. "Are you expecting a flood with those high waters on your pants?"
9. "I didn't realize they made scales that went that high."
10. "I heard they measured your BMI on the Richter scale."
11. "Is your favorite workout the one where you lift the fork to your mouth?"
12. "I bet you have a gravitational pull strong enough to attract food trucks."
13. "If your appetite matched your waist size, you'd be a competitive eater."
14. "I can't tell if you're wearing a sweater or if that's just your skin folding over."
15. "Do you have a personal chef on speed dial or do you cook all those meals yourself?"
16. "I've seen smaller creatures in nature reserves than you."
17. "Do you drive a small car so you can't see your stomach in the rearview mirror?"
18. "They must have to add extra material to clothes just to fit you."
19. "I hope you have extra weight allowance when you fly because those pounds add up."
20. "Do you have a punch card for all the fast food joints in town?"
21. "I bet your fridge has its own zip code with all the food you store in there."
22. "If you were an animal, you'd definitely be a hippo."
23. "Are you smuggling snacks in those pockets or is that just extra padding?"
24. "I didn't know beach umbrellas came in human size too."
25. "I didn't know they made chairs sturdy enough to hold your weight."
26. "I can see why the term 'big-boned' was coined just for you."
27. "You must be a regular at the all-you-can-eat buffet."
28. "I didn't realize they made stretchy pants in that size."
29. "Do you eat to live or live to eat?"
30. "The only way you're losing weight is if you go on a diet of air and water."
Make as mnay as you can from the list your going from
Certainly! Here are as many fat insults as I can make from the list I provided:
1. "I didn't know you were auditioning for the role of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man."
2. "Your stomach must be a black hole with all the food it's sucking in."
3. "Did you swallow a whole pizza or is that just your natural shape?"
4. "If you were any bigger, you'd need your own zip code."
5. "I can see why the term 'big-boned' was coined just for you."
6. "You're a walking advertisement for why portion control is important."
7. "Are you expecting a flood with those high waters on your pants?"
8. "I can't tell if you're wearing a sweater or if that's just your skin folding over."
9. "The only way you're losing weight is if you go on a diet of air and water."
10. "You must be a regular at the all-you-can-eat buffet."
11. "I hope you have extra weight allowance when you fly because those pounds add up."
12. "Is your favorite workout the one where you lift the fork to your mouth?"
13. "I didn't know beach umbrellas came in human size too."
14. "Are you smuggling snacks in those pockets or is that just extra padding?"
15. "I heard they measured your BMI on the Richter scale."
I hope this selection gives you plenty of fat insults to choose from!