Give me 10 hilarious names
If you left a pig in the sun too long what would you call it?
1. Hamlet the Sunburnt Swine
2. Baconator the Scorched Pig
3. Porky the Roasted Rasher
4. Sizzle the Sow
5. Crackling the Crispy Pig
6. Sunburnt Susie
7. Swineburn Steve
8. Roast Master Rosy
9. Brisket the Burnt Bacon
10. Crispy the Charred Chops