Give me a list of roast quick

1. Your insults are as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

2. If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
3. You have a face for radio and a voice for silent movies.
4. It's a shame your personality is as bland as your wardrobe.
5. The only thing shorter than your temper is your attention span.
6. I've seen more creativity from a ham sandwich.
7. You're as useful as a screen door on a battleship.
8. Your IQ is lower than my shoe size.
9. You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the sole.
10. The only thing more predictable than your jokes is your wardrobe.