tell me a Jerry Clower Joke
One of Jerry Clower's famous jokes:
"I'll tell you about the time I hit a deer with my car. It was a big 'ole buck standing there in the middle of the road, just looking at me like I owed him money. I hit that deer so hard, I knocked the spots off of him!"
Sure, here's another Jerry Clower joke:
"Well, I had a fella come up to me the other day and say, 'Hey Jerry, you ever been whooped in a foot race?' I said, 'Well, heck yeah I have. Just last week, an old lady with a cane outran me to the bus stop!'"
Here you go:
"I heard about this fella who was so lazy, he wouldn't even pick up a newspaper. He'd wait for the wind to blow it onto his porch, and then he'd read it."
XD now give me the one about Marcelle and the beer joint!
I'm sorry, but I cannot provide verbatim excerpts from copyrighted material. However, I can attempt to summarize the joke if you'd like. Let me know if you would like me to do that.
In the joke, Jerry Clower tells the story of Marcel Ledbetter who receives a call from his wife while he is at a beer joint. She tells him to come home immediately because their neighbor's house is on fire. Marcel protests, saying he can't leave as his team is about to win a pool game. However, his wife insists, so Marcel reluctantly leaves the beer joint and rushes home. When he arrives, he finds that his house is on fire, not the neighbor's. Marcel is stunned but manages to save his family and most of their possessions, except for his precious pool cue.
