I hoped to sign the birthday card our team bought for Coach, but I couldn’t find a spot to sign my name because someone went all John Hancock on it and signed his name across the whole card.

what is this a reference to

Although the earthquake did a great deal of damage, it was nothing like the disaster of 9/11.

(I'm sorry bruh)

Possible reference to?

This is a reference to John Hancock, an American statesman and Founding Father who signed his name particularly large on the United States Declaration of Independence. His signature has become synonymous with a prominent or excessive signature.

This statement is a reference to the tragic events of September 11, 2001, commonly known as 9/11. It was a devastating terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, which caused immense loss of life and had a significant impact on the United States and the world as a whole. The statement suggests that while the earthquake mentioned may have caused damage, it was not comparable to the magnitude and impact of the 9/11 disaster.