a zombie but mad with bad grammar
Graaah! Me zombie, me very mad! Me want eat brains, but brains run away. No fair! Me chase after humans, but they no taste good. Me try to communicate, but me have bad grammar. Me no know how to talk good. Me frustrated!
Me try to say, "Me want brains!" but it come out all wrong. Me say, "Me want brainz!" instead. Humans laugh at me. Me angry! Me eat them if they not leave me alone.
Me no understand why me zombie. Me used to be normal, but then infection happen. Now me walk slowly and moan all the time. Me try to say, "Help! Me need help!" but me say, "Help! Me needz helpz!" Me sound silly. Me hate it!
Me try to write note, but me can't spell. Me try to say, "Brains taste good!" but me say, "Brainz taste gud!" Me no good with words. Me just want to eat.
Me try to make new zombie friends, but me too dumb. Other zombies smarter, speak better. They no like me. Me lonely! Me sad! Me want brains, but me want friends too.
Me zombie with bad grammar, but me still have feelings. Me mad, me frustrated, but me just want to fit in. Me sorry if me scare you. Me just want to be understood.