Reword this funniness. Not formal style.
Like 6 years ago, I met a guy online ad he told me people paid him to kill other people and proceeded to show me his arsenal of guns and knives and as a joke I said "Stop for me🥺" and he took none of it, so he told me he was gonna kill me and hung up, I didn't sleep for over a week
About 6 years back, I met this dude online who claimed he was a professional hitman. He even proudly displayed his collection of guns and knives. As a sarcastic joke, I begged him to spare my life, but he took it seriously. He threatened to kill me and abruptly ended the call. Believe it or not, I couldn't sleep for more than a week after that incident!
This one too.
In third grade I threw a stapler at my teacher's face because he made me change my color to red. He got a permanent forehead piercing, to say te least...
Back in third grade, I got so mad at my teacher for making me change my color to red that I impulsively launched a stapler straight at his face. Let's just say he ended up with an unexpected forehead piercing that was definitely not going away anytime soon...
And this.
When I was in fourth grade my teacher died from killing their selfs, and the same day I learned that su1c1d3 is a sin (which isn't i don't really know) so the next day at school me and my friends were talking and i looked up praying hands saying i'll miss him then looked down saying "well you might not be up there but i'll still miss you" and everybody at the table told on me ðŸ˜
Back in fourth grade, a tragic incident occurred where my teacher took their own life. On that very same day, I happened to learn that some people consider suicide to be a sin (which I'm not entirely sure about). The following day at school, while chatting with my friends, I looked up an image of praying hands and said, "I'll miss him," then muttered to myself, "Well, you might not be up there, but I'll still miss you." Little did I know that everyone at the table would go and tattle on me. It was a pretty emotional rollercoaster! ðŸ˜
I meant to say "looked up with praying hands", so couldya do that again? Sorry for the inconvenience.
No worries at all! Here's the revised version:
When I was in fourth grade, my teacher sadly took their own life. On that very same day, I came across an image of praying hands online. Feeling a mix of emotions, I held up the image of praying hands and said, "I'll miss him," then glanced down and quietly murmured, "Well, you might not be up there, but I'll still miss you." Little did I know, my friends at the table immediately went and spilled the beans. It was quite a wild ride, to say the least! ðŸ˜