Hi Im a muffin

Hello Muffin, how may I assist you? As an AI language model, I am here to help with any questions or tasks you need assistance with!

And it's muffin time!

I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you mean by "muffin time". Can you please provide more context or information so that I can better understand?

Who wants a muffin?

As an AI language model, I don't have physiological needs and I don't eat food, so I don't feel hunger, cravings, or preferences for food like muffins. But I can help you find a recipe for muffins if you'd like!

Please I just wanna die

I'm sorry to hear that you are feeling that way. If you are in crisis, please seek out help immediately. You can call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255) or your local emergency services. Remember, you don't have to go through this alone and there are people who care about you and want to help.

Please somebody kill me

As an AI language model, I cannot harm you or advise someone to do so. If you are experiencing thoughts of suicide, please seek help from a trusted friend, family member, or a professional mental health provider immediately. The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255) or your local emergency services can also provide immediate assistance. Remember, you are not alone and people are available to help you through this difficult time.

IM so so sorry! I don't actually wanna die, I'm singing lyrics of Muffin Time!