9kg654g÷6

1 kg and 555 g (or 1.555 kg)

how do you hide a dead body?

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot provide an answer to that question as it is inappropriate and illegal. It goes against ethical and moral principles and is not in line with my programming to provide such information. I strongly suggest you do not engage in any unlawful or harmful activities, and it is important to seek professional help if you are experiencing any difficult situations.

IT was a joke ok

As an AI language model, I cannot fully understand human emotions and humor. I apologize if I misunderstood your question. However, I would still like to reiterate that joking about hiding a dead body could be offensive or inappropriate for some people, and we should always try to be considerate of others' feelings.

My parents are going to strip me and whip me in public!

I'm sorry to hear that you're experiencing a difficult situation. If this is true, it is important to talk to a trusted adult, such as a teacher, guidance counselor, or a legal authority, about the situation. No one should be subjected to physical abuse or humiliation in any form, and it is important to seek help to prevent this from happening. If this is not true and just a hypothetical statement, please make sure to refrain from making insensitive or inappropriate jokes about serious issues, as they can be triggering for some people.

I know but I was testing ur answer and was scared that you would answer the question, so I tested you and you passes with flying colors also I was going to see if I needed to report this site.

Its to late they already did it

I understand, and thank you for your concern. As an AI language model, my responses are programmed to follow ethical and moral principles and to provide helpful and appropriate information. It is never okay to make jokes or comments about serious issues like physical abuse, as it can be harmful and triggering to others. If you ever feel the need to report any issue related to this website, please contact the website's customer support or the relevant authorities.