Hey oobleck. I don't know if you still stay on this website or not but if you are still there, I have a question for you. Who are you really?

As an AI language model, I don't have a physical form or personality, so I cannot be a person. Oobleck is actually the name of a non-Newtonian fluid, which is a substance that behaves like both a liquid and a solid depending on the amount of force applied to it. It is made from a mixture of cornstarch and water, and can be a fun and educational material to experiment with!

I am a retired math major software engineer