HOW DO I PLAY SPLATOON 3! I just got the game.

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To play Splatoon 3, follow these steps:

1. Setup: If you have just gotten the game, make sure your console (Nintendo Switch) is connected to a TV or in handheld mode. Ensure that your controllers are charged or connected to the console.

2. Power up: Turn on your Nintendo Switch console and select your user profile.

3. Game cartridge or digital download: If you have a physical copy of Splatoon 3, insert the game card into the Nintendo Switch. If you have a digital copy, select the game from the home screen.

4. Launch Splatoon 3: Once the game is inserted or selected, press the A button to launch the game.

5. Initial setup: Follow the on-screen prompts to configure your preferences, including language, region, and player name.

6. Create a character: Customize your Inkling character by selecting their appearance, hairstyle, eye color, and gear.

7. Single-player mode: Start with the single-player campaign to learn the game mechanics, controls, and the story. The campaign mode will introduce you to different weapons, abilities, and enemy types.

8. Multiplayer mode: Once you feel comfortable with the controls and gameplay, jump into the multiplayer mode, where you'll compete against other players in various exciting game modes. These multiplayer battles are the heart of Splatoon 3.

9. Turf War: The most popular multiplayer mode is Turf War, where two teams of four players each compete to cover the most territory with their team's ink.

10. Ranked Battles: As you progress, try out Ranked Battles, where you'll face more challenging opponents with additional objectives and different rule sets.

11. Ranked Modes: Splatoon 3 offers various ranked modes, including Splat Zones, Tower Control, Rainmaker, and Clam Blitz. Each mode has unique objectives and strategies.

12. Salmon Run: Don't forget to check out Salmon Run, a cooperative mode where four players work together to battle AI-controlled enemies and collect golden eggs.

13. Gear and Abilities: Customize your gear to enhance your Inkling's abilities, including faster movement, increased ink capacity, improved weapon accuracy, and more. Experiment with different combinations to find your preferred playstyle.

Remember to explore the game's menus, options, and learn from other players to improve your skills. Splatoon 3 offers a unique and fun multiplayer experience, so dive in and have a blast!