I need a title for a narrative about my fear of snakes and the time one got loose in our classroom. Any witty ideas?

I don't know if these are witty -- but they would work.

Eek! A Snake!

Ophidiophobia!

Irrational Fear or Flight; Snakes

"Hiss"terical Fear

Certainly! Coming up with a witty title for your narrative can help grab the reader's attention and set the tone for your story. Here are a few suggestions:

1. "Snake Slither Surprise: Confronting my Serpentophobia in a Classroom Chaos"
To create this title, you can combine elements of your fear of snakes, the snake getting loose, and the resulting chaos in the classroom. Use alliteration and allude to the unexpected nature of the situation.

2. "Terror Uncoiled: When a Classroom Encounter Turned Into a Serpent Scurry"
This title plays on the fear and surprise element of the narrative, emphasizing the suddenness of the snake's presence and the ensuing commotion. The phrase "Terror Uncoiled" brings attention to your fear.

3. "Fangs and Frenzy: A Classroom Tale of Snakes and Shrieks"
This title employs rhyming and wordplay to create a catchy and memorable title. The juxtaposition of "Fangs and Frenzy" highlights your fear and the chaos that ensued when the snake got loose.

Remember, the title should reflect the themes and humor of your narrative. Feel free to modify these suggestions to suit your writing style and content.