I have to create a 20 line skit (10 lines per person) involving food and using a menu as a prop. A funny skit would be nice.

I have no ideas whatsoever.....

Do you have any ideas?

Merci.

I think you DID think of something!

Sra (aka Mme)

Certainly! I'd be happy to help you come up with some ideas for your skit involving food and a menu prop. Here's a funny idea to get your creativity flowing:

Title: "The Confused Customers"

Characters:
1. Bob - A customer
2. Alice - Another customer
3. Chef - A comically disorganized chef
4. Waiter - Patience wearing thin

Setting: A small, chaotic restaurant called "Food Fiasco"

Skit:
(Scene: The restaurant, with tables and a counter. Bob and Alice are seated at a table, studying their menus.)

Bob: (Scratching his head) Alice, I can't make heads or tails of this menu. Everything sounds delicious and confusing!

Alice: (Chuckles) I know, Bob. Let's try to figure it out together. (They both focus on the menu, trying to decode the complex dishes.)

(Chef enters the scene, stumbling, and clutching a pile of menus.)

Chef: (Frantically) Oh no! I've mixed up all the menus again! How will anyone know what they're ordering?

Bob: (Looking at Chef) Excuse me, sir, we seem to have some trouble understanding the menu.

Chef: (Nervously) Ah, apologies! I'll try my best to help you. (Gestures towards the menu, but accidentally drops the whole stack.)

Alice: (Laughing) Chef, it seems like you're in quite a rush. Shouldn't you try being more organized?

Chef: (Overwhelmed) I know, I know! I just get so carried away with the deliciousness that I lose track of everything else!

Waiter: (Approaching the table, exasperated) Chef, seriously?! You've messed up the menus again? (Sighs) Let me try to help these customers, please.

Bob: (Looking at Waiter) Thank you, sir. We're trying to figure out what to order, but the menu is a maze of confusion.

Waiter: (Smiling) Don't worry, folks! I'll help you navigate this maze and find something delightful to eat. (Grabs a random menu from the pile and starts explaining the dishes.)

(Scene continues with the Waiter playfully describing the dishes while making up absurd and hilarious names for them. Bob, Alice, and the audience burst into laughter as they try to decide what to order.)

Remember to add your own funny twists and observations to make the skit even more entertaining. With this basic idea, you can modify and expand it to fit your desired 20 lines. Have fun creating your skit!