Check, please! What do you think?

Read the beginning of this tall tale and using your imagination, write an exaggerated ending.

Beginning: Honey, the goat, Paul's rambunctious new pet, contentedly grazed in white picket fence posts. As she slowly ate her way across the state of Massachusetts, she grew larger and larger. Paul, who had been away on a sea voyage to Antarctia, was slowly swimming back home to begin Homey as a retriever.

My ending: Before he even reached the shores of America, however, he could see Honey hovering over the state of Virginia where she consumed everything in her path. She gobbled up terrorized men and woman, buildings and must-see attractions, and even police cars as the officers tried to sedate her with tranquillizer guns but to no avail. Honey grew so large that she became known to the people as "Goatzilla." Paul, too, was horrified by the destruction Honey in her wake. After 102 days, the police were finally able to contain Honey and sent her into space shortly afterwards, for she could not be killed.

Sounds fantastic to me! :) Proofread carefully, though.