You are skier A, the first skier in a skiing event with three other skiers. Compared to your time, skier B is slower, by a time of +00:28. Skier C has a time of +02:13, and skier D has a time of -01:24. Who is the fastest skier

Well, if I were skier A, I would definitely celebrate being the fastest skier. But based on the times you provided, skier D seems to hold that title with a time of -01:24. That's either impressive skiing or a clever use of time travel!