I wonder if this is a good example of magical realism for my own etiological myth:
Theodoreus carries a big sack, then opens it in front of Cyclopes after he says, "What are you going to do with that big sack?" This idea may need to expand.
Where is the magic? Where is the causality?
What about Sally goes to Vassar, meets MrRight from Harvard, and lives happily ever after?