How about: ALLAH AKBAR!! Aaaa-lulululululululu!!! LET'S ALL DETONATE OUR SUICIDE VESTS! BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!
programming Please respond
nick, you have a lot of attitude for someone who is asking for free help. (And you didn't even say if you needed pseudocode or working code in a particular language.) Don't bother posting it now, because I won't help a bratty ingrate with a huge sense of entitlement.
What have you tried so far?
For Further Reading