sorry this be other half
7 Of course, like most people I rarely buy a pencil, preferring to pick them up free from various places of employment, in the mistaken belief that they are a legitimate fringe benefit. Itís best not to make that assumption about office computers.
8 Operationally, the pencil wins over the computer hands down. You can learn to use a pencil in less than 10 seconds. Personally,at the age of 2, I mastered the technology i 3.2 seconds. To be fair, erasing did take a further 2.4 seconds. Iíve never had to boot a pencil, to interface with it or to program it.I just write with it.
9 Compared to a computer, a pencil takes up far less space on a desk and it can be utilized in a car, bathroom or a telephone booth without the aid of batteries. You can even use one during an electrical storm.Pencils donít cause eye strain and no one has ever screamed, after four hours of creative endeavour, ďThe - - - - pencil ate my story!Ē
10 Pencils are wonderfully single-minded.They arenít used to open car doors, make the morning coffee or remind you that your Visa payment is overdue. Theyíre user-friendly. (For the uninitiated, see comments on vocabulary.)
11 Of course, the technologically addicted among you will argue that the options of a pencil are rather limited. But the software of a pencil is both cheap and simple,consisting of a small rubber tip located atone end of the unit. A pencil is capable of producing more fonts or typefaces than any word processor, depending on the operatorís skill.
12 Its graphic capability is limited only by the operatorís talent, an element referred to as the DŁrer or Da Vinci Factor. Backup to a pencil can usually be found in your purse or pocket. Although a pencil has no memory,many of us who write badly consider that to be an advantage.
13 But itís in the area of maintenance that the pencil really proves its superiority. Should a pencil break down, all you have to do to render it operational again, is buy a small plastic device enclosing a sharp metal strip,a purchase that can be made for under a dollar. A paring knife, a piece of broken glass or even your teeth can be used in an emergency. For the more technically advanced, an electronic pencil sharpener can be obtained, but I should point out that these devices donít run on electrical power but by devouring one-third of the pencil.
14 You never have to take a pencil to a service department located on an industrial site on the outskirts of Moose Factory. Neither do you have to do without them for two weeks before discovering that the malfunction is not covered by the warranty and that there placement part is on a boat from Korea.
15 What finally won me over to the pencil was its lack of social pretension. For instance,very few people suffer the nagging doubt that their intelligence is below that of a pencil. No one has ever claimed that a pencil put them out of a job. And the pencil has not created a whole new class of workers who consider themselves superior to, letís say, crayon operators. At parties,you meet very few people who will discuss pencils with a fervour normally found only at student rallies in Tehran. Fewer people boast about being Ďpencil literate.í
16 Of course, the pencil is not without its flaws.It has a nasty habit of hiding when most needed. If located beside a telephone, it will break spontaneously if a caller wishes to leave a message. Those aspiring to be professional writers should note that editors are unreasonably prejudiced against submissions in pencil.
17 But a pencil wonít argue with you if youwish to write more than 50 lines to the page.It wonít insist on correcting your whimsical use of grammar, and it wonít be obsolete 10 seconds after you mortgage your first-born to buy one. Just in case you remain unconvinced, I ask you, can you imagine chewing on a computer while balancing your cheque book? And what do computer operators use to scratch that place in the middle of the back where they canít reach?The defence rests.
The writer likes pencils. She reminds me of my husband who was a writer. He would not type his manuscripts on the computer, but wrote them all in pen.
This passage is ironic because the author uses vocabulary used for computers to describe pencils. A pencil is "user friendly" and "maintenance of the pencil."
oh so she dont influence one to buy pencils?
No. This is a humorous piece, although I believe the author may prefer pencils.
does the 6th paragraph have irony? where she say getting pencils create employment and prosperity for people, cause that happen with computers?
also in 4th paragraph, where she say pencil be more simple and direct, wouldnt that be with computer because computer have spellchecker and everything to make it more simple.
i dont understand 5th paragraph. i dont think it have irony in it.
"operationally" be irony too? and she call it technology
i not find any irony after 9th paragraph.
Paragraph 6: She's making the point that pencils are made of wood from British Columbia. The lumbering industry provides jobs in your area. On the other hand, computers are made in foreign countries and don't bring employment to your province.
Paragraph 4. Pencils are much simpler than computers.
Paragraph 5: The irony is that of course pencils don't upset the balance of trade because they're so cheap that buying some doesn't make a dent in a country's economy.
The irony in the last paragraphs comes from the humor. We don't expect pencils to be compared with computers.
Thanks very much Ms. Sue :D
You're very welcome, Mohammad. :-)
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