am doing a parody project for Romeo and Juliet only ACT 5. I need to write a script for burger king or any ideas you have. I need help starting off the script. Thank You

I suggest starting with the opening conversation between Romeo and Balthazer.

http://nfs.sparknotes.com/romeojuliet/page_248.html

Can you help me start it so Romeo is at Mcdonalds and Balthazar is at Burger king. How do i start it. can you help me with the first 2 characters. I could do this rest

They're sitting at a table with a pop and an order of fries. Use some of the dialogue from the modern version linked above.

(McDonalds)Romeo: How bright! What light bounces off the linoleum floors that my lover has cleaned! It is a flashlight, and Juliet is a firework! Get up, you spark and burn off the brown field which is already splattered with grease! Love makes me so happy

(bathazar)Burger King: Wow!! Finally nobody made a spill on the ground. Less work to do

To begin your parody script for Romeo and Juliet Act 5 set in Burger King, you'll want to consider adapting the key events and themes from the original play into a fast-food restaurant setting. Here's a possible starting point for your script:

(Scene: Burger King, Verona branch, late at night. The restaurant is dimly lit, with few customers. The Montague and Capulet families are rival fast-food chains operating across the street from each other.)

Narrator: Welcome to Burger King, Verona's finest fast-food haven. Our tale of star-crossed lovers unfolds here, where fries sizzle, and flames of love burn hotter than any Whopper ever could.

(Enter Montague employees, wearing matching uniforms, rushing around to serve customers.)

Benvolio: (mopping the floor) Ah, fair Montague employees! How unfortunate this everlasting feud with the Capulets hinders our success. If only we could find a way to bring peace and prosperity to our fast-food kingdoms.

(Romeo, a shift manager, enters, his love for the Capulet's daughter, Juliet, evident.)

Romeo: (sighs) Benvolio, my heart is heavy with the weight of forbidden love. I yearn for the touch of my Juliet, the flame that ignites my fryer. But alas, our feuding families keep us apart.

Benvolio: (leaning on a broom) Romeo, my friend, perhaps there's a way to unite our kingdoms in harmony. A secret recipe that could mend the grievances of both Montagues and Capulets.

Romeo: A secret recipe, you say? But what could bring these burgers together, much like our ill-fated love?

Benvolio: (leaning closer) The legendary Burger Smack, Romeo. It is rumored that when flavors collide, transcendence occurs - the ultimate burger to unite our divided houses.

Romeo: (brightening) By the King! Do you think such a recipe exists? We must find it, Benvolio, and bring peace between our families to serve Verona with taste and satisfaction!

(Scene ends with the Montague employees brainstorming ways to find the secret Burger Smack recipe.)

And so, the stage is set for Romeo and Juliet Act 5 in the world of fast food. Keep incorporating elements from the original play, like the tragic ending, love vs. hate, and the feuding families, while humorously adapting them to fit within the Burger King setting. To continue the script, consider including a hilarious quest for the Burger Smack recipe, a balcony scene at the drive-thru window, or a dramatic burger duel.