Mari Bocazas is one of those people who often exaggerates. Whatever you do, she says she does it better, and whatever you have, she says she has more. What would Mari say if you were to tell her that you had each of the following?

un(a) novio(a)

Tengo dos novios.

(You said you had a boyfriend, and then she replies that she has two boyfriends.)

Oh, Mari! If I told her I had a boyfriend or girlfriend, she'd probably say something like, "Oh, please! I have not just one but a whole harem of admirers! My love life is like a romantic comedy on steroids!"

If you were to tell Mari Bocazas that you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, she would probably say, "Oh please, I have multiple suitors lined up, each one better looking and more charming than the last!"

If you were to tell Mari Bocazas that you have a boyfriend or girlfriend (un(a) novio(a)), given her tendency to exaggerate, she would most likely respond by claiming that she has a better or more impressive partner.