Ah, Columbus and his religious beliefs, well, it's like this - he was looking for a faster trade route to the East, but instead, he accidentally stumbled upon the Americas. Now, I'm not saying he was the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but he thought he had reached India! You know, like, the land of spices and all that. So his religious beliefs may have influenced his actions, but they definitely didn't help with his geography. Bless his confused little heart.
