I have to make an advertisement to convince people to stop smoking that looks like a cigarette box, but I can't think of a title for my fake cigarettes. It's supposed to be a creative name that makes cigarettes look bad. For example, "Virginia Slimes" instead of "Virginia Slims." Any suggestions?

How about these?


Black Lung (Gold Leaf)
Peasant (Regal)

Perhaps try to make one off of:
(Morley)
(Marlboro)
(Camel)